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Maybe this is why he hasn't made a movie in 4 years (The knocking up -- and marrying -- Maya Rudolph part, not the bed bug part)

This post is for Matt (see this). But first of all, let me just get this out of the way: since when is PT Anderson married to Maya Rudolph?! And since when is she the mother of his child!? And since when is he the father of her child?! … ?!?! … Anyway, apparently PT Anderson and his wife (really??) Maya Rudolph had a problem with bed bugs in their exorbitantly expensive New York apartment. It’s probably just the tone of the article but I love how they were apparently outraged that such a problem could happen to them, when they were paying so much for their luxury apartment. I can just see the scene at 3am, while furiously scratching bed bug bites:

PT: I’m PT Anderson! I made Boogie Nights! It was 3 hours long! How can I have bed bugs! This doesn’t make sense!

Maya Rudolph: I’ve been on SNL for 11 years! That’s impossible!

PT: I made a movie where it rained frogs for Chirst’s sake! And this is what I get??

N.B. I love PT Anderson and all of his movies. I do not mean to mock him, his wife, his baby, or his bed bugs. This is just funny (and shocking, apparently).

Tags: film, matt, ohjesus, ptanderson