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I said last week that Lost was my favorite show. I kinda lied a little. I wanted to raise it up by labeling it my favorite, almost a dare for it to live up to that standard. But even then I had my doubts and after last night’s episode, I’m really beginning to worry. This last episode proved that, if the writers don’t completely disrespect the audience, at the very least they at least don’t trust us anymore.

The addition of these two flaky filler characters that alternate between instruments of self-referential humor and pure exposition are an absolute insult to anyone who’s invested time in this frustrating show.

Killing Eko in the face of adding these two ridiculous characters compounds the problem. Eko’s fate may have been the result of circumstance, or the intention all along but that’s not an excuse for bad writing. The flashback confirmed what we already knew about Eko but did not really add anything. We could have guessed he was capable of slaughtering a bunch of bad dudes. What’s funny is that he hasn’t actually done anything this season. His goal was seemingly to go through the motions of his episode from Season 2 only this time he’s just more sleepy.

After redeeming the episode somewhat with a genuine and heartfelt speech to his “brother” we’re suddenly thrust back into clunky mythology. “What makes you think I’m your brother?!” Um, the fact that you look exactly like him? And so he’s suddenly afraid of the monster and it kills him despite last season’s episode that proved he wasn’t afraid of the monster – and this episode re-confirming that he’s not afraid of his past! Then it’s back to more clunky mythology. Eko’s dying words are “You’re next!” Really? They couldn’t have come up with something a bit more layered and cryptic than “You’re next”? I’d even have taken him saying it in Latin just to add something to it.

Don’t even get me started about the guy with the eye patch who has apparently been waiting next to a security camera in a hatch for 50 days just so he can look spooky at just the right moment then turn the camera off for dramatic effect.

Tags: 30fps, areyoukiddingme, lost


Dissecting The Mysteries of Lost

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I can’t quite describe how amazing it was when on Lost, my favorite TV show, they played a clip of the Red Sox winning the World Series, the Television/Sports highlight of my entire life. The combination of the two was like some amazing soufflé that just exploded in my mouth. I know those Joe Buck words by heart and every time – every time – I get goose bumps. The marriage of these two things was so gaudy, so decadent that I never dreamed of even asking for them in the same serving.

Upon reflection I was thinking that, honestly, if Lost just randomly cut in highlights from the 2004 Red Sox championship run, I’d like the show even more than I do now. You know, right in the middle of some boring Charlie episode just play the clip of A-Rod slapping the ball from Arroyo’s glove, or Dave Roberts stealing second in Game 4. You don’t even have to justify it, or work it in. And at the end of any episode, even one where Claire screams “Char-lie!” I’ll be like “That episode was awesome!” for no other reason.

Tags: 30fps, lost, redsox, yankees


  • The Answer is NO!
  • Never Forget: A-Rod sucks.
  • Last link is via Bill Simmons who is doing a running diary of each post season game.

Tags: baseball, blurb, links, lost


I was just on ABC’s LOST site looking for a trailer for the new season (there isn’t one) when I noticed their online store. They lure you in to the store with this gem:

Be like Sawyer and collect a stash of special keepsakes.

This is priceless. The most inexplicable hook I’ve ever read. What makes it sadder is that I bet it works. Someone actually thought, “Hey, I could be like Sawyer…” Assuming that line was accurate and the store actually sold stolen prescription drugs and hand guns I journeyed on and found even more oddball stuff. Like this line from the Season 2 DVD synopsis:

But they discovered that the island holds many secrets, including the intense howls of a mysterious creature stalking the jungle, as well as a polar bear, a marooned and possibly crazy French woman, a mystical boar, a mysterious group known only as ‘The Others,’ […]

Um, did I miss something or did I never see a “mystical boar?” Yes, I remember a boar, and yes, I remember Sawyer being cutely annoyed by it, but I don’t recall anything mystical about it. Has this copywriter even watched Lost? The answer to that is a firm “No” because anyone who has knows that the French woman is most certainly crazy.

The next best thing about this store is how painfully simple most of the products are. “Wait, so you’re saying all we have to do is put these numbers on a t-shirt and we can charge $25 for it? Sweet.” Maybe I should credit them for embracing simplicity when most t-shirts suffer from over-design, but this Push the button tee (set in what looks like Helvetica), is an insult to t-shirts.

Tags: 30fps, lost, merchandise, rants


Conan’s Emmys opening (including parodies of Lost and 24) NOTE: Has since been removed.

Tags: 24, 30fps, blurb, conan, lost


I totally take back my negative and pessimistic entry from earlier today. The Lost finale was quite good and they’ve learned a lot about how to make a good finale since last year. No 10 minute getting-on-the-airplane-bullshit-musical-montages, no departing shot screw-you-I-can’t-believe-you-fell-for-it. Just a good well crafted episode that answered as many questions as it raised. Good stuff. (Though I could have used at least one good Sawyer moment, but I guess we got that last episode. “Well, at least we’re going to go kill some people.”)

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In case it wasn’t obvious I’m refering to tonight’s Lost season finale. Consider this your warning ‘cause I don’t want to hear any complaints. Sure, there’s gonna be some pretty cool shit revealed tonight but don’t worry, come 11:01 PM you’ll feel more than a little screwed and soar.

Ah! Ah! No complaing!

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If you’re a Lost junky looking for clues, the most solid place to find them is in the previews for next week’s episode. That isn’t to say that the previews are accurate. In fact, they are so inaccurate as to predict precisely what will not happen. If the preview shows it, don’t worry, you won’t see it.

Jin speaking English? Nope. No juicy conspiracy. Just an Hurley dream sequence with a guy in a chicken suit.

Michael says the Others are weak and “we can take ‘em?” Nope, Michael was lying.

The countdown reaching zero without the button being pressed? Please. Have you learned nothing yet? That will never, ever happen, so just stop it.

Now for example, in last night’s preview we see Mr. Eko screaming and falling from a tree. Don’t worry. Mr. Eko will be fine. In fact, not only will he be OK, the episode will feature him increase his longevity by eating a healthy snack. However, had they shown Mr. Eko proclaiming “I will live forever!” then he would die in the opening scene.

Such are the ways of “Next Week On Lost.”

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Before tonight’s new episode of Lost let’s remember that air vents are for air

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Is Lost a repeat tonight? Just check islostarepeat.com. (via Matt via IM)

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