About MorrisonFilm

MeHello, my name is Shawn. This is where I put things. This site has been active since 2002. A lot has changed since then but basically I'm still writing ridiculous articles about ridiculous things. You can also look at my Flickr photostream which is a lot of fun if you aren't blind.

This site uses Simplelog, a simple Ruby on Rails weblog application. I explain why I use it in this entry. This site is hosted by Dreamhost.

I've made 4 short films that are currently available online. I also host a semi-regular comedic podcast with Garrett Murray that has a 5 star rating on iTunes!

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The Wet Wipe Manifesto has some good points. Also check out the awesome URL address.

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I just used the auto-generating password function that is built into OS X to come up with a new password for a client. Instead of asking it to generate a password of random letters and numbers, I asked it to generate a “memorable” password. Here are 5 consecutive passwords that it came up with:

glaze79{fart
upon225[huge
smoke55_bole
duple96\vile
rob5(Shiitic
gorse4&bungs

While, yes, thank you, these are very memorable, and would work for me personally if I was feeling frisky, I can’t exactly give any of these to a client. Even the ones that aren’t technically offensive arouse uncomfortable associations. I also couldn’t say, with a straight face, “And your new password is ‘Glaze Seventy-nine Farts.’ ”

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Ikea instructions for making Dick in the Box

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