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MeHello, my name is Shawn. This is where I put things. This site has been active since 2002. A lot has changed since then but basically I'm still writing ridiculous articles about ridiculous things. You can also look at my Flickr photostream which is a lot of fun if you aren't blind.

This site uses Simplelog, a simple Ruby on Rails weblog application. I explain why I use it in this entry. This site is hosted by Dreamhost.

I've made 4 short films that are currently available online. I also host a semi-regular comedic podcast with Garrett Murray that has a 5 star rating on iTunes!

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This accompanies the “Black Seedless Grapes” on FreshDirect (Emphasis mine).

Please Note: In an effort to reduce chemical pesticide use, many grape growers are now using spiders as a natural method to rid crops of insects. Occasionally, you may find a cobweb — just rinse it off and rest assured that your grapes are most likely pesticide-free.

There exists a chance that your grapes might not be slathered in pesticides but it’s absolutely guaranteed that they were (and let’s be honest – probably still are) covered in spiders. Filthy hairy spiders. Oh and cob webs… and let’s be honest probably spider eggs too, why the fuck not?!

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